I have decided to harness the power of facebook, and take control.
You see, I signed up a few weeks ago – but didn’t have the foggiest what I was doing.
And then people sent me walls. Then they sent me superwalls. Then they sent me super-duper walls. And then they sent me apps like “What is your shaggability factor?” or “What characterfrom Friends Are You” (11 out of 10 and Chandler Bing btw).
And I was like, mmm.
So I have decided to invent my very own facebook for a man in his mid-late thirties.
So I have dispensed with the superwall and the super-duper wall – and replaced them with a book section and a pic of the day from National Geographic. I have also added gambling and poker applications, as they are my main areas of interest. I’m 37 going on 50 ;o)
But I think it’s time I invented a few applications especially for me.
Firstly the “mid-life crisis” app.
This takes ones pic and puts it in a sports car alongside a 19 year old blonde called “Candy”.
Then there’s the “How big will my ears be in thirty years time??” app.
This is a graphical programme that once again takes your pic, and ages you (just in the ear area), and you can see exactly how enormous your lugs are going to be (next time you see an old man look how big his ears are).
And the final app is “How long sighted/short sighted are you”.
This takes the form of a fun quiz which doubles up as an eye test. Firstly it will be a great money saver for people and secondly it will put Specsavers out of business.
Time I took control….(or maybe not…)