I have spent a couple of days moving frogs around a PC screen.
It’s been fun – the moving of the frogs.
Not real frogs – little icons of frogs. Moving. Around the screen.
You see I’ve been programming. Wooooo.

frog1.left()

That tells frog number one to move….left.
See if you can guess what this one does??

frog1.right()

This is the beginning of something big – my whole programming future ahead of me – I’ll be able to programme anything (as long as it involves a frog – and movement).

I’m now going to attempt to write my first real life programme – here goes.

nick.goToKettle()
nick.pourWaterIntoKettle()
nick.findTeabags()
if Teabags = found
nick.putTeabagInCup()
if Teabags = lost
nick.sayShitWhereTheFuckAreTeabags()
then nick.goToTescos()
when nick.returnFromTescos()
nick.haveCupOfRosy()
nick.slurp()
nick.satisfied()
if nick = stillThirsty then return to nick.gotoKettle()

I can so programme!!