Will it be Hillary Clinton?
Will it be Barack Obama?
Will it be John McCain?
Will it be Mitt Romney?

Will there be a first female president?
Will there be a first black president?
Will there be a first president named after an oven chip?
Will there be a first president named after a glove?

Will the president be a Republican?
Will the president be a Democrat?
Will the president be doing a new series of The West Wing?

And most importantly – why are they doing all this on Pancake Day???